Waking up in the morning is hard but today it was not so difficult.
My son usually wakes up around the time my husband leaves to take my daughter to school. This morning he got up about 5 minutes before all of our alarms. That 5-minutes is a lot of time when it comes to sleep. I was dreading the wake up and then this little happy guy comes in and says something that just made my whole day.
He came over to my husband’s side of the bed. My husband responded to his wake up call and my son preceded with the following wakeup call…Daddy, I have a “penis.” My husband chuckled and said, “OK.” My son then says, “Daddy you have a bigger penis and I have a small penis.” My husband says “ok” again and at this point we are both laughing. Then my son says “Mommy doesn’t have a penis…she has a CHINA.” OMG we were laughing so hard. As soon as he says that he crawls in bed with us and at that point we were wide awake.
Oh my, what a way to wake up. Kids crack me up. I so wish I would have had my video camera on…
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December 29, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Oh my gosh. That is so cute. Such little kids are smarter than expected.
December 26, 2012 at 5:45 am
Lol too cute. Always good to start the day off with a laugh!
December 5, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Hilarious! What a way to wake up.
December 5, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Ya it was definitely a great wake up call
December 4, 2012 at 9:31 am
That is awesome, and it is going to be more awesome as you retell it for the rest of his life at his graduation, wedding, etc….:)