Waking up in the morning is hard but today it was not so difficult.
My son usually wakes up around the time my husband leaves to take my daughter to school. This morning he got up about 5 minutes before all of our alarms. That 5-minutes is a lot of time when it comes to sleep. I was dreading the wake up and then this little happy guy comes in and says something that just made my whole day.
He came over to my husband’s side of the bed. My husband responded to his wake up call and my son preceded with the following wakeup call…Daddy, I have a “penis.” My husband chuckled and said, “OK.” My son then says, “Daddy you have a bigger penis and I have a small penis.” My husband says “ok” again and at this point we are both laughing. Then my son says “Mommy doesn’t have a penis…she has a CHINA.” OMG we were laughing so hard. As soon as he says that he crawls in bed with us and at that point we were wide awake.
Oh my, what a way to wake up. Kids crack me up. I so wish I would have had my video camera on…
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« Previous 1 2 3 Next »My daughter is almost 5, and I don't know if she'd be as knowledgable on the subject as yours at that age. Kind of scares me to think of the things we'll have to explain and experience.
Haha that is hilarious, so adorable! I can totally see my daughter saying something like that!
That is the cutest story ever and a great wake up call. I am a new and proud grandma, so we haven't had little ones in the house for a while, but I am having the best time with him.
That is the most adorable thing I've read in so long. Definitely made me chuckle. Kids are just absolutely priceless with the things they say.
That is a funny one... At least he did not decide to share all his knowledge in the middle of the grocery store and in a really loud voice! LOL Kids are GREAT!
Kids are to funny.
Haha this just made my day. This is the funniest thing I have read all day long! Thank you for sharing.
That is so cute! They say the funniest things sometimes. My daughter is good for that kinda stuff too!
Omg that is too funny, thankfully my little niece hasn't gotten that far yet, but with her talkative self Im sure this is gonna come too soon for me
Oh my... I have a little girl, so I can only imagine what she will come up with when she is his age!! Thanks for sharing, this was cute! :)