Waking up in the morning is hard but today it was not so difficult.
My son usually wakes up around the time my husband leaves to take my daughter to school. This morning he got up about 5 minutes before all of our alarms. That 5-minutes is a lot of time when it comes to sleep. I was dreading the wake up and then this little happy guy comes in and says something that just made my whole day.
He came over to my husband’s side of the bed. My husband responded to his wake up call and my son preceded with the following wakeup call…Daddy, I have a “penis.” My husband chuckled and said, “OK.” My son then says, “Daddy you have a bigger penis and I have a small penis.” My husband says “ok” again and at this point we are both laughing. Then my son says “Mommy doesn’t have a penis…she has a CHINA.” OMG we were laughing so hard. As soon as he says that he crawls in bed with us and at that point we were wide awake.
Oh my, what a way to wake up. Kids crack me up. I so wish I would have had my video camera on…
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« Previous 1 2 3Oh my gosh that is so funny. I wonder if his penis woke him up early
I totally knew where this was going when I saw the title. I was laughing before I even read it. SO hilarious!!! My daughter calls it a Guyna. I die a little every time she says it. :)
So funny Thanks for sharing. It is refreshing to hear that someone besides me uses the real words and not non words that cause confustion. Which I learned the hard way. My family's word for a womans Vagina was Punkie. Well when me oldest son was around for years old was otherwise schooled, when a new show debuded and the little girls name was, Punkie Bruster. He was so shocked. I srtill find my self laughing to think about it.
omg this so cracked me up ya just never know what is gonna come out of the mouth of babes
That is awesome, and it is going to be more awesome as you retell it for the rest of his life at his graduation, wedding, etc....:)
That is great! So glad to know that my kids aren't the only ones that share their body knowledge!
I bet that was so funny! My little boy always seems to do something that can have me laughing til I cry.
Hilarious! What a way to wake up.
Ya it was definitely a great wake up call
LOL, yes the little ones say the most random things out of nowhere. I guess it keeps us on our toes.
waking up early is always difficult.