We take a few days off of the grocery store and decide that it is time my little angel go back because you know that had to only be a onetime embarrassment.
Let me go back into the past for a minute. Back when I was about 21 years old. I was at the grocery store and a lady in front of me had a child sitting in the main part of the cart and was checking out groceries and washing poop off everything while she was checking out. She was mortified and needless to say I was GROSSED out. I would never let that happen to me, no way.
Back to my trip…yes you see where this is going.
My little princess was sitting in her brand new pink fur coat, pink tights, beautiful pink dress and hair all done up nice with a nice big pink bow. This girl could have been on the toddler runway. I had shopped for the good part of an hour and the cart was loaded with a couple hundred dollars’ worth of groceries. I stepped to the front of the cart and could see me darling princess and this look that I Have never seen before came over her face. I stood there as if time stood still and in an epic slow motion movie real I watched a beautiful pink child turn some shade of greenish blue and throw up all over every piece of food in my cart. OMG! I was frozen! What do I do now? I am the lady, oh my! I am the lady washing poop off of her grapes, nooooo!
